JOHN LEDINGTON: One sexy delivery person

United Parcel Service

By Volcano Staff on June 6, 2011

WEEKLY VOLCANO: Who are you and what do you do? 

JOHN LEDINGTON: Hello. You may have heard of me. My name is John Ledington. I reside in the City of Destiny. I am an important cog in the wheels of commerce, working for Big Brown delivering joy and happiness. 

WEEKLY VOLCANO: Biggest turn-ons?

JOHN LEDINGTON: Some of my larger turn-ons include hooves, stumps, dewclaws, flared nares and vinyl.

WEEKLY VOLCANO: Biggest turn-offs?

JOHN LEDINGTON: Turn-offs are few. Maybe IBS and careless separation of recyclables.

WEEKLY VOLCANO: How do you explain your victory in the 2011 Weekly Volcano Sexy Issue? Obviously you're doing something right. ...

JOHN LEDINGTON: How would I explain my recognition in this year's Sexy Issue? I don't recall making out with any Volcano staffers, so I think it's akin to Susan Lucci getting that elusive Daytime Emmy.

WEEKLY VOLCANO: Is it ever difficult being so hot?

JOHN LEDINGTON: I have never found it difficult being who I am. I feel very comfortable in Tacoma's bed of hotness.

WEEKLY VOLCANO: What's your favorite thing about where you live and work? What makes it sexy?

JOHN LEDINGTON: The best thing about living here is pretty much the obvious - all the fine folks! Tacoma in particular is sexy because it is what it is. That in of itself is not very defining, but I believe it has something to do with pride and confidence.

WEEKLY VOLCANO: Given the opportunity, one thing you'd like to say is:

JOHN LEDINGTON: Frequently asked questions: Yes, I've delivered to nude people in awkward situations (mostly entertaining). Propositioned? Frequently. Anything to write Penthouse forum about? Naw. Bitten? Yes. I would like to acknowledge Jen Ost for my sexy haircut. She speaks through snips. Thank you to the Volcano and Jason Ganwich and to all my sexy friends. We did this together. One last thing: Please consider a sexiest unemployed person category next year. I am very fortunate to have a job.