The Warrior's Way (2010)

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IMDb Rating
6.3 out of 10 (view IMDb page)

  • 5/5 Star Rating.
(Based on 3 Ratings)
MPAA Rating:
100 Minutes
Action, Fantasy, Western
Sngmoo Lee

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Rev. Adam McKinney on December 1st, 2010

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Note: While this is a slow week for movies, I'm just way too swamped to review a trailer for an upcoming movie. So, I've asked my 13-year-old cousin, Gavin McKinney, to review The Warrior's Way for me. Enjoy. - Rev. Adam McKinney

OMG, you guys! Do you want to see The Warrior's Way with me? One word: Ninjas! Two words: Ninjas and cowboys! Together!

I just watched the preview, and it looks AMAZING! OK, so, like, there's this ninja. And he's the Coolest Ninja out of all the ninjas. All of these other ninjas keep popping up out of nowhere and they're all like, "Let's fight!" And he's just like, "Whatevs."


But then his sensei is all like, "You're so awesome, why don't you kill this BABY?"

And the Cool Ninja's all like, "UH-UH, sensei!" So he goes to live with the cowboys for some reason.

OH! But, hey, another thing: When the Cool Ninja is fighting all of the other lame ninjas, he does it, like, in super slow motion. It looks really awesome.

Where was I? Oh yeah! So, he's hanging out with the cowboys in the desert, and they're all like, "Hey, most powerful ninja ever, would you like a GUN? So you could be EVEN MORE POWERFUL?" And the ninja's all, "Whatevs, cowboys. Wanna learn how to fight with ninja swords?" And he's carrying that baby on his back, ‘cause he didn't murder it back in Japan.

So, the sensei's really mad because the Cool Ninja didn't kill that baby, so he sends like A MILLION ninjas to go fight him and the cowboys. And the cowboys are all, "We're in this together," even though they've only known the Cool Ninja for, like, a week.

And there's this girl or whatever. But look: NINJAS! What more do you need to know?

It's Rated R, though ... maybe I can get my mom to take us to Unstoppable, and we can sneak into The Warrior's Way.

A movie about a train ... who would ever want to watch that?

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  • 5/5 Star Rating.

Ellen Drake said on Dec. 07, 2010 at 4:29pm

I read this in the printed edition of the Weekly Volcano today, and seriously laughed-out-loud. I looked it up online so I could post a link to it on Facebook so my other friends could read it! Why isn't Gavin writing reviews for trailers ALL THE TIME?

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Rev. Adam McKinney said on Dec. 07, 2010 at 9:38pm


I'll be sure to pass your compliments along to Gavin.


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gavin rules said on Dec. 07, 2010 at 10:07pm

gavin should write everything else for the volcano too. period.

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