I ordered the Spicy Thai Noodles, which came out in a humungous bowl filled with steamy broth and laced with a red pepper lining. I stirred around the Thai-influenced concoction and spotted five shrimp, four pieces of calamari, fresh cabbage, thick slippery noodles, and a lime all floating within the HOTTEST FUCKING BROTH I've ever consumed in my entire life. Somebody must have opened up a Costco-sized jar of cayenne, fed the entire thing to a test lab rat, mated the rat with a habanero pepper, taken their mutant pepper baby, lit it on fire, and THEN put it into my Spicy Thai Noodles.