After a "few too many," I always wake up with a "did I eat a finger at Wendy's last night" taste in my mouth. As I've discussed with fellow members of the Institute of Liberal Libations, the taste is often from the flesh dangling from the roof of my mouth due to pizza or the other obligatory greasy food I overcook at two in the morning with only one functioning eyeball. This more often than not happens after I have partied at the Keg Steakhouse and Bar.
The Keg is the type of establishment that puts "Steakhouse" first in its name, in the hopes of keeping out people like you or me. But don't be fooled by the nice name and setting: There's a great bar inside.   The Keg offers a spring drink, the Sunset Martini. This tasty, roof of the mouth safe drink features lemon vodka, peach schnapps, POM blueberry, pomegranate juice, lemon juice and a splash of soda.
The Keg even serves its full menu in the bar, where I'd recommend eating; that way, your inebriated state won't get you thrown out of the dining room.  The Keg Steakhouse & Bar, 2212 Mildred St. W., Tacoma, (253) 565-7300, and 4110 S. Meridian, Puyallup, (253) 845-5400. - Brad Allen