As the folks at the Puyallup Fair scramble to cram jam in the scones for the Fair's Sept. 8-24 run, thrifty Washingtonians might ask: "Who goes to the fair, anyway, besides farmers and grandparents?"
Well, put down your Farmers Almanac and snap on some overalls, because the answer is... you. Because it's cheaper!

• Opening Weekend Bounce Back Coupon: With paid gate admission to the Fair opening weekend, receive a two-for-one coupon for a return visit for any day of the Fair.
• High Five Fridays: After 8:05 p.m. on Fridays, gate admission will only be $5. At time of gate purchase (after 8:05 p.m.), purchaser will receive coupon for any two rides for $5 (excludes Extreme Scream), plus coupon for one Extreme Scream ride for $5.
• Comcast Super Dizzy Pass:  For the real ride lover, enjoy unlimited rides on all Midway and Grand Kiddyland rides for only $29.50.

Yes, the Puyallup Fair is a long freakin' time away.  However, if you're tired of reading  about scientists pouring orthodontal plaster down ant holes, read up on this year's Fair here. â€" Suzy Stump