SCENE OF THE CRIME by Natasha
Sometimes I like to throw on my black party dress and stilettos just to kick it snobby style - simply because I got it like that.
Whenever that mood strikes, I head for Pacific Avenue to valet my car in front of the five-star loving at The Melting Pot and El Gaucho.
I flip-flop between each establishment for dinner. I salivate like a Pavlovian dog over the Melting Pot's Wisconsin fondue and the raspberry vinaigrette salad. That's really all you need for a meal, but for me, it's all just an excuse to get to the milk chocolate fondue dessert. The cheesecake and brownie dipped in the creamy chocolate are so good that they should be illegal. What's also critical is the right beverage to accompany your experience. Ask your server to suggest a wine with flavors that tickle your fancy.
If you think the Melting Pot is too expensive, try the happy hour in the lounge seven days a week 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. and 9 to 11 p.m. That way you can get your cheese, salad, a brie plate and that sexual chocolate for half price. Nice.
El Gaucho is one of the reasons I decided to move to Tacoma. If you haven't been, you at least owe yourself a drink (they're all good) in the bar.
Every time I walk in that joint I feel like I'm stepping into a luxurious speakeasy. Everyone gets to make an entrance as they float down the stairs into the sea of white-clothed tables and the calming charm of the piano player. 
For food, give me the beef Diablo with extra bread to soak up the amazing sauce.
Ladies, don't be surprised when a member of the El Gaucho staff accompanies you arm in arm to the restroom - now that's class. Another tip for the gals: If you're tired of complete scumbags hitting on you, start drinking at El Gaucho's bar where you'll increase your chances of meeting the established man, or just some older ones who can actually afford the place.
I used to think that El Gaucho's departing mints were the most amazing invention until the hostess informed me that they're just enlarged, individually-wrapped tic tacs. I can be such an idiot sometimes.
El Gaucho's happy hour, not as righteous as the one at the Melting Pot, is from 4 to 7 p.m. then 10 to 1 a.m. Selected appetizers on the bar menu are offered at a reduced price as well as $1 off tap beers and wells.
My advice? Grab your lover or some friends and try it on for size. Life's too short, and you deserve to indulge.
Bon appétit.
The Melting Pot, 2121 Pacific Ave., downtown Tacoma, (253) 535-3939
El Gaucho, 2119 pacific Ave., downtown Tacoma, (253) 882-0009

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