Bobble Tiki recently visited a local grocery store and saw 20-somethings buying 30-packs of fizzy yellow swill beer! What the hell are you doing?!
OK, now that Bobble Tiki has calmed down a bit, it’s time for his classic public service announcement: Thirty-packs are whack!
Yeah, Bobble Tiki understands that some of you are broke, and that you want to get your money's worth. And he understands that some of you simply don’t know any better. But what you may not realize is this: For less money you can get all whack on something that tastes good. There’s no need to dump sub-par “beer” down your throat. It’s just not cool.
So get your dress coded ass over to the Loft tonight for 50 cent drinks in its upstairs lounge.  You have to have a VIP bracelet whatever the hell that is.  The downtown Tacoma nightclub expects a line forming around 10 p.m. so get there early. â€" Bobble Tiki