Tempest Lounge's chocolate chip cookies

By weeklyvolcano on August 27, 2006

With all due respect to your Celebrity Low Carb Diet Two Day Juice Fast you repeatedly nab at Walgreen's, when it comes to carbs, the more gratuitous, the better. The Weekly Volcano can’t imagine a single dietary scenario in which the Tempest Lounge's chocolate chip cookies would ever rank as a necessity â€" though it sure is fun to try. But the Weekly Volcano can picture clearly the circumstances under which we’d inhale multiple orders of the things in one sitting â€" we eat them enthusiastically all the time. After 15 minutes, three awesome chocolate chip cookies come out all soft and warm from the oven for us to mold into Mr. Bill and pretend we are Sluggo biting Mr. Bill's head off and filling the lounge's back patio with evil laughter. Or, if you prefer, you can just keep stabbing irritably at the Tempest's delicious Cobb salad of yours while we gobble your cookies. (Hey, the Weekly Volcano said " with all due respect " â€" we didn’t say that amounted to much.) â€" Suzy Stump