Guitarist Adrian Conner e-mailed me claiming she'll perform a private concert with her band the Sickness for me or anyone else living in Washington state.

Hello?  Are you nuts Adrian?

I have seen you and the other Hell's Belles perform your female version of AC/DC.  I have seen you channel guitarist Angus Young and completely consume the stage.  You freakin' rock, I'll give you that.  I'd love to climb into your dreads and swing like a wild banshee.

Thanks, but no thanks.  You'll not over my crap.   You are way to rock star for my household.

If anyone else is brave enough, contact Adrian here.  Starting bid is $300. â€" Brad Allen