A fresh, tasty weekly Volcano hits the streets today.  Here are a couple of worthy shows tonight that were printed in last week's issue. 

Donald H. Rumsfeld fills in for Matt Driscoll to spread the word on Turkeypalooza tonight at the Java Jive.  Check it here.

I dare anyone to successfully smuggle a bad mood into Chopstix.

And the rest of tonight's nightlife options are here.