Merry boarding

By weeklyvolcano on December 25, 2006

Uuuuummmmm … So, uh, like I guess this is it. Uuummm …  Yeah. OK. What to do now? Clean up wrapping paper? Make up a list of everyone who gave you something crappy so you can forget them next year? Frantically search through all of your gifts to find something to give to that person you forgot? Dread going back to work tomorrow? Go boarding at Crystal Mountain and eat Christmas dinner in the Bullwheel? Catalogue what you need to return tomorrow, the second largest retail day of the year? Pretend none of it ever happened? Uuummm, ski at Crystal today. â€" Suzy Stump