On the cosmic scale everything is sacred and nothing is sacred and anyone who deigns to tell you otherwise or anyone who deigns to restrict your intellectual and/or divine movements and sacred id-probings via some sort of finger-wagging doctrine or prohibition or sneering guilt-laden Kumbabya-chanting monotheistic soul-lobotomy needs to have their nose hairs plucked by a swarm of angry drunk dung beetles because the truly enlightened just sit
calmly and smile and say I don't care how old The Police are, I love them, and I'm going to see them at KeyArena June 6.

Tickets â€" $226, $91 and $51 â€" go on sale Saturday, Feb. 24, 9 a.m. at Ticketmaster outlets,  livenation.com, or hob.com. â€" Bobble Tiki