Who Cares and those they’ve tricked slyly enough or drugged heavily enough to join them â€" The Voodoo Organist, Cerro Victoria and Mr. Plow â€" play Hell’s Kitchen tonight. Who Cares perform songs about homosexual holy holidays, diligent feminine hygiene, and everything else vile and disgusting.

It’s a beautiful thing. I’m sure your parents have warned you. â€" Matt Driscoll

[Hell’s Kitchen, 9 p.m., $5, 3829 Sixth Ave., 253.759.6003]