THE PARTY
Wonder Twin Powers ... activate! Form of a pink elephant! Form of a pink girlie drink! Hey, Kool-Aid! Ad nauseam. 1978 was awful, except for Loni Anderson's hair and funk.

That’s not stopping Chopstix Tacoma from hosting “Funky Town” on a special ladies night. Dress in your favorite bell bottoms and polyester shirts as Chopstix will give prizes to the best dressed male and female.

So grab a Nehi and witness as I recalibrate my being with another superfluous journey through days gone by. Funky days gone by. â€" Suzy Stump

[Chopstix, Thursday, July 26, 8 p.m., 2702 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.627.7555]