THE DAILY WORD
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Egregious \ih-GREE-juhs\, adjective:
Conspicuously and outrageously bad or reprehensible.
NFL superstar and Atlanta Falcons quarterback, Michael Vick was indicted Tuesday on federal charges relating to dog fighting. Among other gruesome allegations, the indictment alleges that losing dogs either died in the pit or were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot. Vick, along with three other men, are named in the indictment. If Vick is found guilty of these egregious acts, common wisdom says proper justice would be to electrocute, drown, hang, or shoot Atlanta’s number 7.
THE MORNING NEWS
FEMA: Formaldehyde smeldehyde.
BICYCLING: Tour de Drugs.
CEMETERY: Yo Casper! Fore!
FOOD: Wrath of grapes.
WEEKEND BLOWDOWN
You can stand atop the mountain and scream your naked desires to the universe or shed that synapse epilepsy and hug the South Sound today with your fellow man:
MUSIC: Holy shit! The Alano Club! Tonight!
On June 9 the Alano Club celebrated its grand opening, with a slew of bands including the Drug Purse, Sleazy Streets, Zepher, and the Cutwinkles 2.0, then the fire marshal shut it down due to code violations. According to a show poster, the Alano is back open at 17th and Market in downtown Tacoma.
While obviously Bobble Tiki doesn’t know nearly enough at this point about the Alano, what he does know is Sleazy Streets, Space Creatures From The Year 3000, and Durango 95 will play there tonight, and the cover is 5 bucks. Bobble Tiki also knows there’s more info here.
MUSIC: Rocky jabs inside the Kitchen tonight.
CULTURE: Crabby people at the Tempest Saturday.
THE ARTS: Native art on the Ave.
FILM: "Hairspray" will stick to you.
DRINK: Potter gets his drink on.
THE SOUTH SOUND FACTOID
Tonight as hundreds of drunks trample through Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium during Zoobilee they should raise their glass to two young Tacomans who in 1936 built a saltwater aquarium on the concrete pavilion over Commencement Bay, which was relocated to its present site within the Zoo in 1963.
BOBBLE TIKI'S THREATS AND PROMISES COLUMN
All week the University of Washington Tacoma Bookstore has been having
a massive Potter blowout â€" complete with movie showings, wand making,
prediction taking, and Harry and the Potters (the band). Saturday, the
day the book hits shelves, the Switchblade Kittens â€" promoting their
recently released CD The Weird Sisters â€" will culminate the week-long
Potter bonanza with a lesson in wizard rock â€" taking the stage at UW
Tacoma’s Bookstore.
As always, Bobble Tiki doesn't care what you do today because he doesn't even know you. And unless you check out the Weekly Volcano's Web site, Bobble Tiki doesn't want to me you. Besides, it's time to blow this joint because it's so obvious you are becoming further and further removed from all that is genuine and real and visceral and virtuous and Bobble Tiki doesn't play that with his morning bowl of Quisp.
OK, Bobble Tiki apologizes. Please be his friend here.
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