All those drinks plus a cab ride, Bobble Tiki had to go pretty badly. Bobble Tiki barely remembers hearing the words "sir, the bathroom is just outside the gymnasium, you're in the voting booth!"

Here's the beauty. Bobble Tiki doesn't remember who he voted for, or even if he voted at all. There's nothing to repress, just pure black-out hotness. So much mystery buzz.

Say what you will about Bobble Tiki. But don't ever speak ill of his election day program. The program is good, the program is solid.

Here are the unofficial results of yesterday's Pierce County elections. â€" Bobble Tiki