A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says: "Hey captain, did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate says: "Arrr, it's driving me nuts."

Pirates, captains, maties and more will be milling about smartly during this weekend's Commencement Bay's Maritime Fest.  Check here for full details.

And did you know the Foss Harbor Marina has a blog? â€" Suzy Stump