Brunch diners at The Spar were shocked today when an employee grabbed the TV remote and replace the Redskins vs. Packers football game with porn.

"Alright! Now we're talking," yelled a patron with a mouthful of Mediterranean omelet, today's special at The Spar.

At noon, the employee switched from the game to Pay-Per-View selecting "Sex Starved Prison Girls." Shockingly, he selected the buy option.  Suddenly the restaurant watched a prison hottie in a white halter top disrobe. The screening lasted 30 seconds.

The Spar hasn't gone on record whether the FCC was alerted.  The fate of the employee is also a mystery.  â€" Suzy Stump

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