Broken News: bye bye bidets

By weeklyvolcano on October 29, 2007

With the locally growing interest in toilets, bathrooms, and all around public restroom facilities, I have made a discovery.  Apparently is has become quite the concern that there is a lack of bidets in the Tacoma area. 

Proactive citizens Jason Ganwich and Austen Hoogen might have a potential solution to this growing dilemma.  They have co-founded the group Contemporary Americans for Clean Assholes, or CACA ("kah-kah"). 

More information will follow as CACA is formed.

Check out the next installment of my Toilet Tales tomorrow on this blog. â€" Steph DeRosa

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