This Anglo never could get her hips to salsa. I tried. My college roommate â€" Angela de Sosa â€" was from El Salvador. She wore size-3 Jordache jeans when we hit the disco scene (the ‘80s thing to do). The music would play, and de Sosa’s hips would sway. She tried to show me how.  De Sosa got all the dates. I took up writing.

Latin Xtravaganza hits 21 Commerce tonight with everything Latino.  I’m going to give it one more shot. â€" Suzy Stump

[21 Commerce, 9 p.m., $10, ladies no cover until 11 p.m.]