Norman Rockwell move over.  Holiday Art has reached a new dimension.  The Broken News Team met abstract painter Paulette Makela a second ago at One Heart Cafe. 

yeah, yeah, abstract painter â€" neat. Makela is slightly unique.  She creates penis paintings.  She’s known for attending past parties, gathering the males and having them do penis prints. 

What are penis prints? 

Just what you think they are. These guys whipped it out for her, she slathers the paint on, and on paper the guys press away. 

Some of her pieces, if not most, have a 3D effect. That’s right, the pubic hair glued to it gives it that real feel that ever penis print must have.

You can check it out here. Don’t worry, all art is suitable for work viewing. â€" Steph DeRosa

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