The master of make-out music for 40-somethings Celine Dion will perform Saturday, Oct. 18, 2008, at the Tacoma Dome.

Of course well all know she can speak and sing in French. Dion is of course not French. She's French Canadian, which unfortunately has no bearing on her ability to make baby chipmunks from inject cyanide directly into their cute little eyeballs and die quick screeching little deaths at the sound of that “Titanic” song.

Tickets are $76.50 and $112.50 at Ticketmaster outlets.  They go on sale Saturday, Nov. 17 at 10 a.m.

That’s all I know about Dion off the top of my head. â€" Brad Allen