MICHAEL SWAN: TAKING THE DAY OFF >>>

Barring any new dogs drinking beer photos, we're going to use the holiday as an excuse to take a rare day off. So, please people, for our sake, perform naked on top of Hell’s Kitchen, open a new restaurant and do funny things in the middle of Tollefson Plaza after Thanksgiving.

And we totally want photos of your family’s fight to the death over who has the damn Tupperware. We know every year someone brings Tupperware to collect leftovers and every freakin’ year it disappears.

We'll see you all back here on tomorrow and remember: Baste often.

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