Derby Diaries: The Marauding Mollys

By weeklyvolcano on January 23, 2008

Debymollyteam The comeback kids for the 2008 Dockyard Derby Dames season are going to be the Marauding Mollys. That’s my prediction, and I’m always right.

Last season these pirating Mollys didn’t win a single bout, but watch out ye mateys: This year they are tough, in shape, and ready to take back all the loot and booty that was pillaged from them last year.

Derbymollyviciousdivalic When I spoke with Mollys captain Vicious Divalicious, you could hear it in her voice. I felt her excitement, her eagerness, and her determination. I could feel her pacing back and forth, I could sense the smile, and the sound of her energy was off the wall. She is no joke, and from what she tells me, this team is no joke either.

Coach Heywood Jablowme is by far one of the greatest motivators for this team. By focusing on anticipation (of what the other team will do), endurance, and teamwork, they are ready to fight. Divalicious is quick to also credit the other coaches and teams in their skating success; “All of our coaches work together in every league practice to make it a good bout for the audience. Nobody wants to see a blowout.” Read: This year it’s gonna be a fight till the finish â€" The Championship Bout. â€" Steph DeRosa

Maurading Molly’s to watch
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Frankey Bones #705: Voted best all-around player in the DYDD League. She’s a hard hitter and can read the pack (skating through the pack of girls).

SARAted Edge #CutU2: She’s fast, she’s smart, and she knows how to take the loot.

PsychopathChick #365: She’s the jammer to beat on this team. Besides, would you want to skate against a psychopath?

Buy your tickets now for the first bout Feb. 24, or for the season here.