There’s no joy quite as satisfying as the joy derived from a really good bitch session.  And in times like these â€" winter, of course, what did you think I meant?  Everything else is perfect, silly â€" complaining nonstop is really the only way to go. Especially if you’re not a skier.  But should you grow weary of kvetching (and there are reports of this happening, though they are about as common as the word kvetch), there is a cheaper alternative. Something Weird Saturdays. Stop laughing. What could be better than watching a double feature of B movies?  Not much.

The brain trust behind of Something Weird Saturdays will screen “Two Thousand Maniacs” and "Wizard of Gore” this Saturday at the Capitol Theater.

It will be kvetastic! â€" Suzy Stump

[Capitol Theater, Saturday, Feb. 2, 9 p.m., $5-$7.50, 206 Fifth Ave. S.E., Olympia, 360.754.5378]