SUZY STUMP: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU >>>

It’s a fast-paced world we live in today, and we don’t seem to have time to do anything anymore from plant watering to floor resurfacing, it all takes time we don’t necessarily have, so we end up giving up the important stuff like meeting the opposite sex because how can you have time to toss your hair and work your smile if you’re always late for your next meeting and your palm pilot doesn’t have space for that in your schedule anyway so you have to make time and the best way to maximize the benefits your pheromones provide is to join in an organized event something like Speed Dating at The Swiss that allows you to meet people in less time than it takes to reheat a frozen chicken pot pie â€" a food you will never have to enjoy alone or at all again if you join in this particular occasion because you’ll finally have a life and the Last Chance Romeos will perform after oh how I do love them so.

[The Swiss, Thursday, Feb. 14, 7 p.m., 1904 Jefferson Ave., Tacoma, 253.572.2821]