STEPH DEROSA: SKATE WITH THE DOCKYARD DERBY DAMES >>>

Does the thought of skating with some derby chicks make you wanna shit your pants?  Then buck up, strap on the Depends diapers, and join me for Dockyard Derby Dames roller derby bootcamp. It will be Feb. 25 and Feb. 28, 8-10 p.m., at the Skate N Station.

Unless you're hardcore, you only need to attend one session. Bring $5 and a valid ID.  If you have skates and gear, feel free to bring that as well, but don't feel as though you are less of a skater if you don't have it all.

If after that you still think it'd be damn cool to skate with the Dames, you can try out on March 2 at the Skate N' Station.

Oh, and one more thing: say you like roller derby, but have that old kegstand injury you're still nursing from college.  Well, you can still help me out.  I need volunteers for the bout on Feb. 24.  C'mon people, show me some love.  Say you will come help me do things such as setting up, eating food, and walking around in an important looking T-shirt.  Come clean with the help here.