MATT DRISCOLL: WISHES SOMETHING EXCITING WOULD HAPPEN>>>

With lawmakers in Washington D.C. apparently content to waste the day interrogating Roger Clemens about whether or not he used H.G.H. and whether Andy Petite heard what he thought he heard, I think it's only fair that I be allowed to waste the day with meaningless Spew postings. Here's a look at what the politicians have been up to this morning. I've been racking my brain all day trying to come up with something witty and pertinent to post, and as you can tell I've had limited success.

They're talking about banning smoking in parks in Auburn. There are a few paragraphs about it on the Trib's website. Check it out here. Apparently Puyallup and Gig Harbor have already banned smoking in parks.

Also, I guess there's no smoking in Point Defiance Park - something I learned reading the piece. Oops. My bad.

Then, of course, there's the presidential race. To be honest, I'm tired of it. I can only imagine how Barack and Hillary must feel. I think it's no secret  I support Clinton, and think her plans are a lot more solid than Obama's, but at this point if it's Barack it's Barack. I don't have the will to fight the momentum. I think both candidates have their merits, and right now I'm feeling ready to unite rather than continue this bitter contest. Something tells me that aint going to happen. Something tells me the fight will go on, and on, and on.

Just like this slow news day...