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THE DAILY WORD
Bowdlerize \BODE-luh-rise; BOWD-\, transitive verb:
1. To remove or modify the parts (of a book, for example) considered offensive.
2. To modify, as by shortening, simplifying, or distorting in style or content.

USAGE EXAMPLE: A long time ago, in a place called Lakewood, the powers that be at the Weekly Volcano suggested Bowdlerizing the paper. However, after careful reconsideration, they realized that would mean firing both Matt Driscoll and Bobble Tiki. Not wanting to pay the unemployment, the Weekly Volcano remains un-bowdlerized for your enjoyment.

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