Hump day

By weeklyvolcano on March 5, 2008

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THE DAILY WORD
Stertorous \STUR-tuh-ruhs\, adjective:Breakfaststarbucks111307_3
Characterized by a heavy snoring or gasping sound; hoarsely breathing.

USAGE EXAMPLE: After a particularly hard night of booze, pills, Frappuccinos, cocaine, Alli weight loss pills, and Hostess products, and after Brittney Spears drifts off to sleep, her slumber is marked by grotesque outbursts of strained and stertorous breathing. It’s one of the reasons K-Fed left her washed up ass.

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