JAKE DE PAUL: ROUND AND ROUND YOU TURN ME >>>

On my way to Mary's Burger Bistro today at 1 p.m. I caught sight of an older gentleman teaching a young man how to hold a sign â€" for two minutes. The Guerrilla Marketing technique of waving a sign in front of motorist to steer them up 21st Street to their new condo home was the goal. However, the young man just wasn't grasping the concept.  He kept pointing the sign with an arrow the wrong way. The older man corrected him several times. The light turned green and I was off to burger heaven.

I opted for Mary's one-pound of meat Almighty between sourdough with mushrooms and swiss. 

It made me sleepy.

Driving home in a food coma I saw the young man on the same corner â€" 21st and Pacific.  His sign was upside down.