BOBBLE TIKI: QUITTING TIME >>>

Bobble Tiki’s got quite a dilemma on his hands. It’s quitting time here at Weekly Volcano World Headquarters, and the evening is full of possibilities.

Bobble Tiki must decide between:

- James Howard Kunstler’s lecture tonight at Theater on the Square
- The Pink Floyd Experience next door at the Pantages
- Or getting shitfaced drunk drinking boxed wine with the old lady.

It’s a tough call, but Bobble Tiki’s up for the challenge. As a Tiki who embraces difficult decisions and enjoys doing the unthinkable, Bobble Tiki may try accomplishing all three. Boxed wine with Mrs. Tiki first, then off to Kunstler to be totally freaked out, and then the Pink Floyd Experience â€" at which point Bobble Tiki’s alcohol soaked mind will probably be on par with Syd Barrett’s.

Sounds like a plan.