BRAD ALLEN: TACOMA PD ON PARADE >>>

What looked like a dragrace in downtown Tacoma today was in fact the Tacoma Police Department participating in the internationally recognized “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes” march. The brave men wear heels and walk a mile to raise awareness (and money) about sexual assault on women. They all appeared to be having a good time in spite of the painful shoes.

Call the paramedics! Tacoma PD is on fire!
When confronted by the lens, closet cop queens sublimate in different ways. The officer on the right chooses to go with it, and shows how wide he can open his mouth. The man on the left, in red, shows how well he can sublimate his desire by pretending to hate â€" but note the hint of a playful smile emerge as he gets closer. The guy in the middle grimaces, hoping that his wide-mouth friend will take all the heat.
You can't hide from your true nature, pal. That pink Cancun hat looks so good, you might as well convert.
Goddamn. That's just not right.