CELEBRATION
Cinco de Mayo
How much does the Weekly Volcano dig Cinco de Mayo? We woke up this morning and took a bath in picante sauce (not from New York City) and are currently riding burros around Tacoma handing out soft tacos and parasitic water. But even though Cinco de Mayo is dominated by idiots like us mainlining margaritas, it is, in fact, an actual holiday. As you know, Cinco de Mayo is not the Mexican Independence Day. It’s actually a celebration of the day Mexican forces beat the pommes frites out of the invading French army in 1862.

So to commemorate the greatest holiday on the planet The Weekly Volcano will get our drunk on during Masa’s huge bash featuring a live, mystery band Vicci Martinez Band, DJ spinning salsa and reggaetron at 8 p.m. â€" Suzy Stump
[Masa, music starts at 8 p.m., cover after 9 p.m., 2811 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.254.0560]

LINK: Ocho Pies and others in the clubs tonight.
LINK: Let’s eat (and party!) Mexican today.