MATT DRISCOLL: NEEDS A SMOKE >>>

After nights of painful waiting and plenty of anticipation, today it finally happened.

The Feds finally stimulated me. And damn it was good.

Now, plenty of people have already filled the blogosphere with talk of IRS stimulus checks, the usual questions being “How are you going to spend yours?”

But I’ll be honest. I don’t really care how you’re going to spend your stimulus. I’m much more concerned with how I’ll spend mine.

Thoughts:

- I may fill up the gas tank, just so I can remember what it looks like.

- I guess shots at the Firwood are out of the question.

- How many cupcakes can one buy with $900?

- Can you say Brazilian Wax? 

- Maybe I’ll donate it to charity, and then walk around all high and mighty for the next few months until my car breaks down and I curse the decision.

- Can you say $900 sack?

- Maybe I should save some of it to buy my wife flowers after spending our entire stimulus check on said $900 sack?

Anyway, these are just a few thoughts on what I may do with my economic stimulus check. Whichever one I choose, I’m just happy to be able to help get the economy back on track. Let’s all do our part.