SUZY STUMP: NECESSARY CESAREAN >>>

Ah, the fine art of criticism. The fine art of speaking authoritatively about the stuff that other people do. Hurrah!! You, too, can do this. Just use lots of words that are vague yet steeped in meaning. Words like “poignant,” “haunting,” “poetic.” You’ll be working in no time. Buuuttt we suppose you should have some sort of basic idea what these words mean. Just because. Therefore, before you are allowed to solicit any sort of position in your newfound profession, you must see the Necessary Cesarean fat baby exhibit hanging in Jazzbones’ second floor. Because Mary K. Johnson’s fat baby painting is really poignant, Dave Davison’s fat baby art piece really is haunting, and Linda Lapping’s fat baby really is poetic. So hah.

[Jazzbones, Necessary Cesarean featuring works by Laura Eklund, Matt Schwartzle, Jeremy Gregory, Mary K Johnson, Kate Cendejas, Linda Lapping, Erin Linehan, Dave Davison, Ellen Ito, Lia Craven, James Hume and Josh Casey, 2803 Sixth Avenue, Tacoma, 253.396.9169]