MATT DRISCOLL: NAUGHTY TIME >>>

What’s your fetish, Tacoma?

I’ll give you a hint about mine: it involves two Mikey Burgers from Little Holland, an empty kiddy pool, a jar of peanut butter, a cockatoo, and three traffic cones.

That’s all you’re going to get about my fetish fantasies, Tacoma, but as you can probably tell â€" I like it hot!

If you’re similarly naughty, the Fetish Ball at Hell’s Kitchen on July, 13 may be just what the tied and bound doctor ordered. Hosted by the lovely Lelani Love, the Empress’ Fetish Ball should prove to have a little something for everyone â€" at least everyone out there with some kink running through their veins. While we know it’s a few weeks off, a promotional email for the Fetish Ball just hit the Weekly Volcano’s inbox and we thought we’d pass it along. When it comes to fetish festivals, you can never plan too far in advance.

See you there, Tacoma. I’ll bring the traffic cones.