BRAD ALLEN: I AM HUNGER >>>

I would not, could not, at Hell’s Kitchen. I could not, would not, at a Tacoma Little Theatre audition. I will not wear it in the form of a shirt. I will not wear it privately in a miniskirt. I will not wear it at Club Silverstone â€" inside or out. I will not wear if I decided to come out. I do not like wearing clothes as pink as ham. I do not like them, Brad Allen-I-am.

I believed that pink is a color that only girls and really preppy Polo-wearing bastards should wear. I recently received a pink shirt for my birthday. I hate it. I’m going to spray paint it green and give it away at the I Am Hunger event Aug. 24 during the Glassroots Arts Festival.

Press release from Jennevieve Schlemmer and Lynn Di Nino:

Each person is asked to find 3 gently used items and paint them all the same shade of LIME GREEN.  Once you have RSVP'd, you will receive the full list of instructions.  We need your help.

This is a one-day event, a "yard sale" to raise awareness about all of the objects that come in and out of our lives.  Give new life to an object that might otherwise go to a landfill!  All objects will be priced at a $5 suggested donation with all proceeds to benefit the EMERGENCY FOOD NETWORK.

If you are interested in participating, please email Lynn Di Nino and you will receive further instructions.