SUZY STUMP: DA NA DA NA DA NA >>>

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the folks at the Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium pull something like this. They’re holding a Shark Discovery Day Saturday with lectures, feedings and shark dives. Sink your teeth in sharks up to nine feet long and a 240,000-gallon Outer Reef Ocean Tank.

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium, Aug. 2, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., $4-$11, 5400 N. Pearl, Tacoma, 253.591.5337]