MATT DRISCOLL: PAT SAJACK GROUPIE ALERT >>>

Ever wanted to party with Pat Sajack? How about shoot the shit with Vanna White?

Well, it won’t exactly be your chance to do just that on Tuesday, July 15 â€" but it might be as close as you’ll ever get.  That’s because the Wheel of Fortune “Wheelmobile” will be making a stop at the Emerald Queen Casino to thank fans for their long term support of the popular game show, and more importantly, Wheel of Fortune head honchos will be looking for future contestants.

This could be your shot at Wheel of Fortune fame.

Wanna buy a vowel?

Here’s how it will work: Inside the Emerald Queen on the night of Tuesday, July 15, three simulated Wheel of Fortune shows will take place â€" at 5 p.m., 6:30 p.m., and 8 p.m., respectively. An hour before each simulated show, those who’ve showed up will get a chance to fill out an application. Prior to the start of each simulated show, contestants will be drawn randomly. There’ll be no need to show up early, as everyone who makes it to the Emerald Queen Casino on time will have the chance to at least fill out an application. According to official Wheel of Fortune intelligence collected by the Weekly Volcano, Sajack and White prefer contestants who are “energetic, enthusiastic and fun.”

Figures. Pretty much rules me out. How about you?