BRAD ALLEN: GET YOUR MOUSTACHE OVER THERE >>>

Rusty George Creative’s Moustache Revival Party will be held today at The Hub beginning at 3:30 p.m. and lasting “till your stache falls off” according to the Tacoma advertising agency.

In addition to several different best moustache contests, the party will also include a petting zoo, kissing booth, pin the moustache on the donkey, synchronized staching, moustache pull, moustache toss, pass the stache (hey!), the 100 yard stache, and more.

The only catch? You must be sporting a moustache to get in.

[The Hub, Tuesday, Sept. 30, 3:30 p.m., 203 Tacoma Avenue S., Tacoma]