AMY ALKON: MOVIE OF THE WEAK >>>

MOONING: I really clicked with a woman I met. We like the same music, movies, etc. She has a boyfriend who only calls her for sex. Her friends think she should dump the jerk. She agreed to, to be with me, but then he started leaving her notes and flowers. Her therapist, without meeting me, advised her against dating me because she always falls for the wrong guy (I just learned she's been married five times). She says we're through. Will I be stepping into a minefield if I try to get her back?

AMY ALKON: Will you be stepping into a minefield? Not exactly. Read my advice here.