Boo!

By weeklyvolcano on October 31, 2008

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Bobble-for-News As a child in elementary school, Bobble Tiki dreaded the arrival of Halloween, not because there were scary ghosts and goblins or because Bobble Tiki was afraid of the dark (’cause he wasn’t, OK!), but because Bobble Tiki always ended up looking like a big dork.

Bobble Tiki’s dad waited till the last minute to make him a costume. One Halloween, just before he drove Bobble Tiki to school, he threw a roll of toilet paper in Bobble Tiki’s room and said, “Here you go, Bobble, you’re a mummy!” Sadly, it was the end of the roll so Bobble Tiki had to go to school in his brother’s oversized, white Adidas tracksuit with his head poorly wrapped in buttwipe. Needless to say, it was a little humiliating (although Bobble Tiki was not as humiliated as the guy dressed as Crazy Garbage Bag Man). From that moment on Bobble Tiki vowed to plan his costume well in advance and put a little thought into it.

So, tonight, when you spot Freddy Mercury Krueger (hat, sweater, claws, buckteeth and big ’stache) show him a little love.  And, please, if you spot toilet tissue on his shoe step on it.

The good news is virtually every bar, club, and music venue in the South Sound has a special event planned tonight.  For Bobble Tiki to select just one would be as impossible as naming his favorite Andy Gibb song. Check out the Weekly Volcano's club calendar here and get your Boo! on.