STEPH DEROSA: I’M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP >>>

My job here at the world-renowned Weekly Volcano has just been raised into a class of individuals who require DNA tests and biological background checks in order to take part of its illustrious meetings.

Ok, maybe I made up the part about DNA tests, but I sent them some of mine anyway.  Also, I now am entitled to a cameraperson. 

I am looking for someone to fill this VERY part-time, no-pay position.  Could it be you?

Here’s what I’m looking for:

Own a video camera that works, and preferably know how to use it.  Bonus points if you have editing software and editing knowledge

Not ask too many questions, just go with it and laugh.

Be able to go on secret missions with me a couple of times a month, and KEEP IT A SECRET.  Remember, I have friends in low places that will hurt you.

Willing to work for just fame right now.  Payment will be being able to say that you are the official videographer of the Weekly Volcano.  There’s no amount of money that can equal that title, it’s priceless.

And no, Driscoll, this is not for making my porn movies.  This is for reals, yo.  I’m serious.  E-mail me with any questions or to tell me you’ll do it.