MICHAEL SWAN: SEND SUZY YOUR BEDAZZLED NATIVITY SWEATER >>>

Do you showcase your holiday spirit in the form of a felt applique Santa sweater? Red or green, bejeweled or sequined, the Weekly Volcano knows your gawd-awful holiday sweaters are on the way. Whether you're a school teacher and wear the same one every year, only pull it out for Doyle's annual Bad Sweater Party (Nov. 26), or can count on Grandma to give you a new one every season, you wear yours with pride.

Better you than me.

E-mail a photo of yourself in your ugly holiday sweater by Dec. 15 to Suzy Stump, and tell her the story behind the sweater. Please include your daytime contact information.