STEPH DEROSA: I GOT DISTRACTED THIS WEEK >>>

I'm a snobby camper. I dig RVs with private showers. If I do happen to tent, I prefer VIP camping with fresh, clean potties. Yeah, I could go poop in the woods, but something about bagging it up and carrying it away leaves me nauseated and repulsed.

What the fuck is up with blue bags? They make dog poop bags and dirty diaper bags blue. Is that the international sign for poop is in here? Wait¬" isn't the Democratic party represented by the color blue as well? (Zing!)*

I ponder this subject on the Weekly Volcano's Web site in the Fix section.