CHEESEBURGERMEISTER MEISTERCHEESEBURGER: ALFRED'S CAFE & BUBBLE ROOM >>>

I, Cheeseburgermeister Meistercheeseburger, stopped by Alfred’s Cafe & Bubble Room last week after destroying 59 toys, and decided to lift a couple of pints in the white and black diner, and have a little snack.

I know that Alfred’s Cafe has a fascinating history: blah blah once was a brothel, yadda yadda, etc. I know the place is a mix between Mel’s Diner from “Happy Days,” “Cheers” and an Irish pub. And that it offers quite possibly the best Monte Cristo in the South Sound! But seriously, when you have a burger this good, you just don't need anything else! One thick patty, done medium, with plenty of cheese on mega bun, then served on a plate with iceberg lettuce, tomato slice, three onion rings, two pickles and a side of mayo. Oh, and the sturdy, massive top bun arrives under the burger so I can make a smiling face with ketchup and mustard on the patty. That's it, and that's enough!

It rings in, with crispy fries, at $9.74.

[Alfred's Cafe & Bubble Room, 402 Puyallup Ave., Tacoma, 253.627.5491]

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