OWEN TAYLOR: WHO WOULD JESUS WANT TO PLAY HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY? >>>

Hey Santa, I just wanted to let you know that this year is in danger of fizzling out. The recent economic developments have blown goat balls. Sure, the year started off with a bang. We had some good times here and there â€" You remember Denver. Well, parts of it anyway. We got the president-elect that we know we needed, but damn, can a brother get a job? Can we get an honest politician? Can you somehow give us hope that at least some of the working stiffs can catch a break while corporate fat cats have to go back and revamp their resumes? Oh, NO? Next year you say? Wait till mid-January? Damn!! Well can you at least give me something until then? OH SNAP!!! That would be awesome!!! Second Annual FITZ OF DEPRESSION XMAS SHOW at McCoy’s!!! Man, you remember last year when we got Rudolph and Blitzen hammered on Baronjaeger? When Rudy threw up on Mikey’s Chuck Taylors during the second song, man that was classic. And tell Mrs. Claus that Dawn said she has to keep her top on and her hands off Ziegler or she’s gonna be 86’d this year. Oh yeah, thanks again for hooking up that double jointed redhead who inherited that brewery. Best summer ever.

Join Fitz of Depression tonight at McCoy's in Olympia. You won't be disappointed.

[McCoy’s, 9 p.m., $5, 418 Fourth Ave. E., Olympia, 360.352.0696]