OWEN TAYLOR: MOS GENERATOR WILL CRUSH YOU TONIGHT AT HK >>>

Look at you. What are we gonna do with you? You thought it was safe, no one was looking, no one was paying attention. You thought that between Chinese Democracy and “screamo,” you might just be invisible. Maybe you could get away with it, go and flip up the hairdo and wardrobe, thinking it might be OK to add a little eyeliner and some leopard print to the mix and try and slip unnoticed into some throwback wuss rock phase of your silly existence. Are you kidding me? You think we wouldn’t notice? Quit squirming, nerd. You’re only making it harder on yourself. I’ll let you out of this headlock on one condition: You’re gonna shotgun this tallcan, get your hoodie on, go get in the Firebird, spark that pinner, and go see Mos Generator crush Hell’s Kitchen with me. The BulletBoys sucked the first time, dillhole. Get in the car. NO WHINING!!!

[Hell’s Kitchen, Mos Generator, The Jet City Fix, Blood Hunger, Vista Switch, 9 p.m., no cover before 9 p.m., $5 after, 3829 Sixth Ave, Tacoma, 253.759.6003]