SUZY STUMP: SKATE WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO >>>

There are some hobbies you should just pick up. Stamp collecting is not one of them. Neither is anything involving plastic model kits. Now, these pastimes have nothing inherently wrong with them; they’ve just become rather, well, mockable over the years. They just can’t be taken seriously anymore. They’re not cool. And you and I both know you have to be cool. And these just don’t cut it. Not like ice skating does. It’s cool, both literally and figuratively.  Think about it: you get to go really fast; there’s a high potential for injury; and if you get really, really good, really, really, really quickly, you’ll probably end up winning a Gold Medal in the next Olympics. Take that, loser bird-watchers! 

Sprinker Recreation Center offers public ice skating over the holidays, except Dec. 25 and Jan. 1.

[Sprinker Recreation Center, public skate schedule here, $3-$5, 14824 S. C St., Spanaway, Coldline 253.798.4040]